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Benjamin Suttles

Message paid for by the Elberton Granite Association.


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Favorite Arnold Quote:

"You should clone yourself while you're still alive...so you can go
f— yourself!"

See this and many other memorable "The 6th Day" quotes at: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216216/



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